Архив:Posmotre.li:Сатирические стихи о Лисовском

To the town of Posmotre.li rode a writer one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The writer there among them had a big ego on his hip,
big ego on his hip

It was early in the morning when he rode into the site
He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
"He's so talented and young", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some dumbass with a big ego on his hip,
big ego on his hip"

In this town lived moderator by the name of Talleyrand
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were banned
He was liar and a coward, though a youth of thirty four
And the notches on his banhammer numbered one and nineteen more,
One and nineteen more

Now the writer started talkin' made it plain to folks around
Was an famous sci-fi author, wouldn't be too long on site
He was here to write an article, crap own pants and other fun,
And he said it didn't matter that he was after Talleyrand,
After Talleyrand

Wasn't long before this story was relayed to Talleyrand
But moderator didn't worry, men who tried before were banned
Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip,
Twenty one would be the writer with the big ego on his hip,
Big ego on his hip

Now the morning passed so quickly and it was time for satisfy
It was twenty past eleven when they rode out in the site
Folks were watchin' from their windows, every body held their sigh,
They knew this dumbass writer was about to meet his ban,
About to meet his ban

There was twenty feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the stupidness of writer still talked about today
Our Elyssow had not cleared leather when banhammer ripped
And the writer was banned deadly, with all ego on his hip,
Big ego on his hip

It was over in a moment and the crowd all gathered 'round
There before them lay the body of the dumbass on the ground
Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip
Tried to match the moderator with banhammer on his hip,
Banhammer on his hip